Our apartment is bright and comfortably furnished with a nicely stocked kitchen. We are in walking distance to grocery shops, pharmacy, post office, etc. Bf. Altona is also a short walk away, lots of public transit options, and there are free city bikes a minute away.
Obviously we want you to go out and have a nice night, but if you are set on partying hard and bringing the party back home with you, maybe you'd best look for a more accommodating place to stay.