Approximately zero minutes from Downtown LA (You'd already be in it). 1b/1bath unit in Mediterranean inspired private resort/apartment complex. On-site gym, pool, sport courts. I literally can't list the offered amenities in the allotted characters.
This is my home. My work has me travel very frequently so I pass the savings onto you!
You're looking at a beautiful single unit (1 bed/1 bath) home located in "The Orsini" approximately zero (0) minutes from Downtown LA. Because you're in it already...
The Orsini is "Downtown LA's Premeir Apartment Resort". And it lives up to this title. Inside the unit you'll find granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, crown moldings and even an individual balcony or patio. But that's not all. The compound is equipped for both business and leisure activities. The Orsini features a pool, hot tub, 24 hour fitness center complete with individual flatscreen TV's on all cardio equipment, Virtual Golf, Karaoke Lounge and even a regulation size indoor basketball court. It also has conference rooms and business centers which will come in handy when you need to hold a full scale negotiation with your party about what part of The Orsini to enjoy next. For a comprehensive list of amenities offered, visit The Orsini's official website, (URL HIDDEN)
Everything the light touches is your kingdom. You are given free reign of the entire apartment and indeed the entire complex. Nay, ALL of Downtown LA. THE WORLD. EXISTENCE. EVERYTHING IS YOURS.
Interaction with guests
This property becomes listed when work dictates that I travel for an extended period of time, so I myself will only be available by phone. Guests will be given contact information of a trusted friend or family member to assist them in day-to-day needs. Other than that, guests shall remain relatively undisturbed. It is in their best interest to help you. Guests are encouraged to rate the helpfulness of the liaison and any under-performing friends or family are banned from using the pool.
Other things to note
Because this is an apartment complex, you will have many neighbors. Please respect everyone's physical and noise space.
First Rule: Have fun. Mandatory. There's a funometer in the unit and I will be alerted if it falls below a certain level.
Guests are subject to the rules of The Orsini Apartment Complex, which will be outlined in a handout that will be found on the kitchen counter upon arrival. No smoking indoors. The Orsini has plenty of outdoor smoking spaces. No pets. Guests are allowed to invite friends to partake in merryment, but any actions taken by those sub-guests are the responsibility of the guest.
Clean up after yourself, leaving things just as you found them. Respect my home and your neighbors. If a man comes up to you while you're out and about and asks you to deliver to him Wonka's new and experimental Everlasting Gobstopper, don't do it. Well, that depends on what price he's offering. This is more like a guideline than a rule. If he's offering enough to live comfortably for the rest of your life then you would be a fool not to take it. Actually it could be a trick... Guests are advised to use their own discretion when soliciting money in exchange for Everlasting Gobstoppers.
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