Fancy, it is not. Some folks should just stay close to the interstates and book a hotel.
The broken window mentioned is in the garage is unrelated to the apartment, if guests stayed in the garage that would be a problem.
The cleaner is not dripping onto the floor. That is spilled green paint. It will remain there until I replace the kitchen floor. Because of the imperfections, such as worn floors with paint splatters, I have the apartment priced accordingly. If the kitchen floor was new, and the wood floors were refinished; it would cost more for guests.
I missed the child's handprints on the TV. The stove is used regularly, but it's much cleaner than a commercial stove found in restaurants.
If the guest would have asked, "do I have to count my infant as a guest or can I put down a family of four?" I would have responded, yes, just say 4 guest, so you don't get an extra fee for an extra bed, but I was never asked.
Please refer to other reviews and if you can't accept flaws, please book a hotel - we have many nice ones in town.