I am sorry for your impression. However,in my advertizement as well as on (Hidden by Airbnb) search about Starigrad it is indicated that Starigrad is not a place for partying,but to relax,it is nothing like Dubrovnik. It is a small paradise for getting away from hustle and bustle and 1 out of 7 nacional parks is located there,it is the most famous place in Croatia for bungee jump and a point where people who go to Zrce(party destination as Ibiza) come to relax before or after partying. Further,if you had read my add carefully,you would see that there is no TV and Wifi,thats why the price is one of the best in the área. As for the washing machine,I said that my cleaning lady provides you that service. And finally,my house is only 10 min walk from the center. Yes,it is on the hill,which is the reason why it has such an amazing view,you cannot be first line to the beach and have such a view at the same time. Also, I put this info in my add and Starigrad is famous for being a hiking area,so,sure,plenty of hills. Everything is as indicated in the add . Have a safe trip back home!