I'm sorry you felt that way. All the house rules are on the site as well as in the room so all my guests can live in peace, if you weren't happy with the house rules there is no obligation for you to book the room.
After staying in my bathtub for 3 hours, having a clean and warm room, I'm not sure how you could call it a funeral home?
The use of kitchen is clearly stated in my house rules. The private fridge in the room is optional and is for guests comfort, you can turn it off, (as I explained to you when you came) and use the main fridge in the kitchen if the noise bothers you. I don't know why Burak thought I was ordering/telling him what to do, with all my guests I introduce them to the facilities in the house, and I haven't received a complaint about me instructing guests on the facilities? (which Burak considers as orders)
I hope Burak will have a more positive attitude towards simple things, and will take life a bit more easier.