Hi Matt, I'm a bit surprised about your review, especially because you are an host.
First of all you did not spend 1200 euros but 870, really apart from the rest I do not understand why you wrote this false thing, I checked your booking for security and confirm what I write.
The announcement speaks of a room contained in a house, if you needed a space with kitchen you could reserve a flat with kitchen, my rooms as it is written in the announcement do not have the kitchen.
Now I would like to say something about all these photos that you did not understand, although I think it was enough to read the announcement.
The structure consists of 4 rooms. All the same.
For four rooms there are 5 panoramic terraces, with sundeck, and two outdoor showers. Two well-kept gardens and a heated Jacuzzi open 24 hours a day, I could talk about the care and design of the interior, but I let the pictures speak.
When you arrived a person was waiting for you at the station and he helped you with the luggage, the service you used even at the checkout.
Also I am always available to talk with customers every morning, but you know, because we talked a lot, I gave you many suggestions, but you talked little bit less with me, or at least when you told me you were very happy not me I would have expected a similar review.
And you left the trash outside your door, where we picked it up every morning, I made this choice to better differentiate the garbage, most of the guests did not divide anything, so I decided to do it, I live inside a National Park.
What has been invested by me to recover this place, using only helicopters to bring the materials is unimaginable. However, the difference in services is clear (the majority is my exclusive) and the quality that I offer compared to the competitors where with 20 or 30% less you have none of this. But perhaps all these things that my other guests have loved for you have little value.
I can only recommend one thing Matt, from host to host, better choose the places were are you going and read the descriptions pay attention and above all not to write fake prices, it is the first time in 10 years that I work as a hotelier that I read a similar thing, and I hope it remains 'only.