Come and stay at my 850 sq ft loft on the 4th floor of a quiet and chill building, in east williamsburg/bushwick area of brooklyn: an industrial/residential area. The building is now a residential one occupied by young people like me.
You will have the space all to yourself, wireless internet, street parking, 2 queen mattresses (one located on the lofted area) plus one extra full mattress, bathroom with bathtub, fully equipped kitchen, great views of the city skyline, a vast communal roof, nice local cafes and restaurants, and last but not the least lots of local underground live music venues away from the maybe hubris of manhattan! The neighborhood is a safe, very young and dynamic one.
Free parking on premises
Easy on noise, consider the neighbors.
No smoking inside.