About this listing
Beautiful house, new, super-located, safe, 3 large bedrooms (2 with A/C from 9 pm to 9 am), 3 bathrooms and an amazing palapa with screens, where the living room and kitchen house. It has a huge garden of tropical plants.
"La chingada was born along with independent Mexico." We know about this powerful origin through the pen of Enrique Serna, author of La Sangre Erguida (The Upright Blood). He writes that around 1840 Andrés Quintana Roo and other intellectuals who attended the gatherings held in the Andrade bookstore, demonstrated a keen interest in the origin of the verb chingar, daily used in all pulquerías of the time. Thus, the "widely use of the word coincided with the rise of national consciousness."
Will we ever know the relation between chingada and consciousness? What a question. For now, we have no doubts about their undeniable national dimension. The strongest evidence of this is its widespread use: it does not respect territorial limits or political divisions, nor social inequalities, cultural fractures or generational boundaries. No ifs about it. In its assorted applications, referrals and meanings, the chingada is what you might call a "national heritage".
From all its uses, perhaps the most common one is that in which someone curses you to go to a distant and undefined place: "Vete a la chingada". We have heard and said it countless times. Well, since the chingada is a place that at some point, quietly or loudly, we have sent someone or have ever been to, then it’s got to be a wonderful destination.
So, if you are sent to somewhere near that, come to "La Chingada" where you will have a blast. It cannot be otherwise.
As you enter, you will find a gorgeous and lush tropical garden. You will walk between zapotes, chechens, chacas, arecas and bougainvillea until reaching a beautiful and spacious palapa: there you will find the dining and lounge area, where a massive roof woven with ancient Mayan wisdom is combined with polished concrete floor and countertops of industrial aesthetic. To the right, if you follow the cool hallway, you will find two bedrooms, each with ensuite facilities and garden view. One of them also offers access to a stoned courtyard, led by a beautiful zapote shading a comfortable wooden bench, which will tempt you (almost) irresistibly, to read a Paz' essay, a Borges' tale or Rulfo’s novel. Or, simply, to sit and enjoy nature.
If you follow the stairs you'll find a large bedroom, with ensuite facilities and a lovely terrace covered by a pergola made with local wood. Above the bed, at the head, a mischievous imp and an angelita in love will look after your dreams. And if you want to spend a sleepless night, eternal Maria Felix with her seductive look will make you company.
Everything, absolutely everything in “La Chingada” is intended for you to enjoy magical, unforgettable days.
So, now you know. Next time you are sent to la chingada, don’t feel offended. Accept the invitation and come here, we will take you in with our arms wide open.
- Diseño: Julio Aibar
- Construcción: Anatan Gómez Construcciones .
Kitchen, Wifi, satellite TV, bath towels and beach. It has a lovely terrace and amazing tropical garden.
3 bicycles free
Interaction with guests
We often relate directly, by mail, by phone, trying to satisfy any of our guests
La Chingada has a privileged location, you can bike to the beach or you can walk to the main street and the supermarket.
You can go directly to La Chingada or I waited at the bus terminal.
You can use the public transportation from the airport
- Just few meters to the bike-lane that leads to the beach and Archaeological ruins of Tulum.
3 Minutes away from downtown Tulum or less
2.5 Km away from the beach.
we offer bikes for our guests.
Parking is available.
Renting a car is advisable.
Other things to note
The maid will come to clean upon request and fee. Cleaning service fee is $40.00 USD. Towels changed and linens if needed. You are able to choose which days would you like the cleaning service during your stay the fee must be paid by cash on site ONLY.
We expect our guests to enjoy their stay in Tulum, respecting the basic rules of coexistence. We care especially quiet so we do not allow parties or noise. No pets, no smoking allowed inside the house.
Cancel up to 7 days before your trip and get a 50% refund plus service fees back.
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