Welcome to our spare room! And it looks just like your spare room: a few things in there that haven't found their way into the rest of the house yet, but we're not yet ready to toss them either. But our house is clean, dry, homey, private and secure.
No smoking. No ifs. No butts (see what I did there?!).
You'll be sharing the space with the owners, so this place is as special to us as your house is to you. But don't freak out: it's meant to be lived in, not a museum.
If we all respect the shared spaces (and don't have 20-minute showers), we'll have a ball.