Brockett’s Baltimore

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Brockett’s Baltimore

Weird Stuff Only in Baltimore

Here are some things I love that can only be found in Charm City.
one half block north of North Ave is a great instagram spot and some rad graffiti. Go during daylight.
18 locals recommend
Graffiti Alley
Graffiti Alley
18 locals recommend
one half block north of North Ave is a great instagram spot and some rad graffiti. Go during daylight.
Patterson Park isn’t weird or unusual, but it’s our favorite park. Old trees, nice view, an old pagoda open on Sundays in warmer months, free zumba, ice skating, swimming pool, ball fields, dog walking, sledding, people watching.
236 locals recommend
Patterson Park
2601 E Baltimore St
236 locals recommend
Patterson Park isn’t weird or unusual, but it’s our favorite park. Old trees, nice view, an old pagoda open on Sundays in warmer months, free zumba, ice skating, swimming pool, ball fields, dog walking, sledding, people watching.
Bromo Seltzer Tower has tours on Saturdays, and it’s worth it to see the clock.
14 locals recommend
Bromo Seltzer Tower
21 S Eutaw St
14 locals recommend
Bromo Seltzer Tower has tours on Saturdays, and it’s worth it to see the clock.
Bazaar a weird store in Hampden with taxidermy, old medical devices, and other strange gifts.
Bazaar
3534 Chestnut Ave
Bazaar a weird store in Hampden with taxidermy, old medical devices, and other strange gifts.
the best art films in a gorgeous restored theater.
22 locals recommend
Parkway Theatre
5 W North Ave
22 locals recommend
the best art films in a gorgeous restored theater.
a farmer's market under the overpass!? Open April–December. We go every Sunday for produce, brunch, and people watching
54 locals recommend
Baltimore Farmers Market and Bazaar
54 locals recommend
a farmer's market under the overpass!? Open April–December. We go every Sunday for produce, brunch, and people watching
You have to get a photo of this Hogwarts-like library associated with the music conservatory at Johns Hopkins University.
44 locals recommend
Peabody Library
17 E Mt Vernon Pl
44 locals recommend
You have to get a photo of this Hogwarts-like library associated with the music conservatory at Johns Hopkins University.
won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but it is a very unusual (and woefully underfunded) wax museum with figurines from Black History. Powerful stories. In a blighted neighborhood, small admissions fee.
71 locals recommend
Great Blacks in Wax Museum
1601-03 E North Ave
71 locals recommend
won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but it is a very unusual (and woefully underfunded) wax museum with figurines from Black History. Powerful stories. In a blighted neighborhood, small admissions fee.

Music

If you don’t already have tickets for something at one of the larger venues, check the shows at any of these.
jazz or classical
6 locals recommend
An die Musik LIVE!
409 N Charles St
6 locals recommend
jazz or classical
top-notch smaller traveling acts
48 locals recommend
Creative Alliance
3134 Eastern Ave
48 locals recommend
top-notch smaller traveling acts
jazz, particularly with vocalists
6 locals recommend
Keystone Korner Baltimore
1350 Lancaster St
6 locals recommend
jazz, particularly with vocalists
salty pub with local cover bands
52 locals recommend
Cat's Eye Pub
1730 Thames Street
52 locals recommend
salty pub with local cover bands
local cover bands on weekends.
8 locals recommend
HandleBar Cafe & Bike Shop
511 S Caroline St
8 locals recommend
local cover bands on weekends.
great jazz trios and traveling acts in Little Italy
Germano's Piattini
300 S High St
great jazz trios and traveling acts in Little Italy
nice size venue for indie bands
18 locals recommend
The 8x10
10 E Cross St
18 locals recommend
nice size venue for indie bands
where all the art school kids go. a dive music venue with korean food
19 locals recommend
The Crown Baltimore
1910 N Charles St
19 locals recommend
where all the art school kids go. a dive music venue with korean food
museum and performing arts center dedicated to jazz
9 locals recommend
Eubie Blake National Jazz Institute and Cultural Center
847 N Howard St
9 locals recommend
museum and performing arts center dedicated to jazz

Memorable Meals

never fails to impress in an old mill building in the hip Hampden neighborhood. you probably need a reservation, though.
116 locals recommend
Woodberry Kitchen
2010 Clipper Park Rd
116 locals recommend
never fails to impress in an old mill building in the hip Hampden neighborhood. you probably need a reservation, though.
technicolor diner with burgers. Great for kids.
48 locals recommend
The PaperMoon Diner
227 W 29th St
48 locals recommend
technicolor diner with burgers. Great for kids.
I would eat here every night if I could afford it. Esquire magazine's most romantic restaurant. Baltimore has lots of 8–10 table restaurants with amazing meals, Le Comptoir du Vin is among the best. French-inspired but subtle flavors. Make sure to order bread. Go at 5:30 and try to sit at the bar, or get a reservation. My favorite date night: • ride scooters along the bike path (west on Madison then north on Maryland) • early dinner at Le Comptoir du Vin • movie at Parkway or The Charles • take a ride share home
8 locals recommend
Le Comptoir du Vin
1729 Maryland Avenue
8 locals recommend
I would eat here every night if I could afford it. Esquire magazine's most romantic restaurant. Baltimore has lots of 8–10 table restaurants with amazing meals, Le Comptoir du Vin is among the best. French-inspired but subtle flavors. Make sure to order bread. Go at 5:30 and try to sit at the bar, or get a reservation. My favorite date night: • ride scooters along the bike path (west on Madison then north on Maryland) • early dinner at Le Comptoir du Vin • movie at Parkway or The Charles • take a ride share home

Food Closest to Our Apartment

Neighborhood corner restaurant with a great lunch buffet. Usually full of Hopkins residents or employees
Tandav Indian Cuisine
1725 E Lombard St
Neighborhood corner restaurant with a great lunch buffet. Usually full of Hopkins residents or employees
No food! Only beer in a renovated Catholic church. I'm a wine drinker, but the architecture here is enough to keep me interested.
19 locals recommend
Ministry of Brewing
1900 East Lombard Street
19 locals recommend
No food! Only beer in a renovated Catholic church. I'm a wine drinker, but the architecture here is enough to keep me interested.
8 locals recommend
HandleBar Cafe & Bike Shop
511 S Caroline St
8 locals recommend
this is an amazing french bakery with two tables. espresso, croissants, macarons, cakes.
Patisserie Poupon
820 E Baltimore St
this is an amazing french bakery with two tables. espresso, croissants, macarons, cakes.
huge brunch scene and gourmet meals at the neighborhood spot
52 locals recommend
Water For Chocolate Catering LLC
1841 E Lombard St
52 locals recommend
huge brunch scene and gourmet meals at the neighborhood spot

Neighborhoods

One of the oldest neighborhoods in Baltimore, Fell's has great architecture, waterfront views, tug boats, tourist shops, bars and restaurants at all price points, and excellent people watching. You can probably find a crabcake at any restaurant. 15–20 minute walk
 Suggested path: turn right from apartment and walk about four blocks along Baltimore St, turn right on Ann St, then eight blocks to the water. Fell’s Point is great for a range of offerings at different price points. You can probably find a crabcake at any restaurant. FAVORITE FOOD + DRINKS IN FELL'S POINT • Papi’s Tacos fun and affordable Mexican
 • Thames Street Oyster House special occasion fancy crabcakes and oysters
 • Pitango Gelato yummerz
 • Pitango Bakery pastries, coffee, sandwiches • 
Sofi’s Crepes is casual and cheap
 • Peter’s Inn for local charm
 • Ekiben best bao we’ve had outside of Vietnam
 • Cocina Luchadoras neighborhood Mexican
 • Broadway Market food hall for people watching, snacks, drinks. We go to Sal’s once a week for fish and chips
 • Choptank is really hot right now for crabs and the scene, but we have never been
 • Saturday Farmer’s Market in the square April –December
 • Max’s Tap House for hundreds of brews
 • Sacre Sucre notable pastries, glam

 FAVORITE VISITS IN FELL'S POINT // Walk through the Sagamore Pendry hotel to the pool bar for the view of Domino’s Sugar and Under Armour // Walk the promenade and watch boats // Ride the water taxi. On weekdays, there’s a free one called “Charm City Circulator” that leaves from behind Frederick Douglass and Isaac Myers Maritime Park // Look for murals and painted screens // Lady Day Way is great for instagram shots, a street of murals dedicated to Billie Holliday. Start around 200 South Durham St // Greedy Reads bookshop on Aliceanna St. // Listen to music pouring out of Cat’s Eye Pub, Admiral’s Cup, or Waterfront Hotel // Listen to music pouring out of Cat’s Eye Pub, Admiral’s Cup, or Waterfront Hotel
357 locals recommend
Fell's Point
357 locals recommend
One of the oldest neighborhoods in Baltimore, Fell's has great architecture, waterfront views, tug boats, tourist shops, bars and restaurants at all price points, and excellent people watching. You can probably find a crabcake at any restaurant. 15–20 minute walk
 Suggested path: turn right from apartment and walk about four blocks along Baltimore St, turn right on Ann St, then eight blocks to the water. Fell’s Point is great for a range of offerings at different price points. You can probably find a crabcake at any restaurant. FAVORITE FOOD + DRINKS IN FELL'S POINT • Papi’s Tacos fun and affordable Mexican
 • Thames Street Oyster House special occasion fancy crabcakes and oysters
 • Pitango Gelato yummerz
 • Pitango Bakery pastries, coffee, sandwiches • 
Sofi’s Crepes is casual and cheap
 • Peter’s Inn for local charm
 • Ekiben best bao we’ve had outside of Vietnam
 • Cocina Luchadoras neighborhood Mexican
 • Broadway Market food hall for people watching, snacks, drinks. We go to Sal’s once a week for fish and chips
 • Choptank is really hot right now for crabs and the scene, but we have never been
 • Saturday Farmer’s Market in the square April –December
 • Max’s Tap House for hundreds of brews
 • Sacre Sucre notable pastries, glam

 FAVORITE VISITS IN FELL'S POINT // Walk through the Sagamore Pendry hotel to the pool bar for the view of Domino’s Sugar and Under Armour // Walk the promenade and watch boats // Ride the water taxi. On weekdays, there’s a free one called “Charm City Circulator” that leaves from behind Frederick Douglass and Isaac Myers Maritime Park // Look for murals and painted screens // Lady Day Way is great for instagram shots, a street of murals dedicated to Billie Holliday. Start around 200 South Durham St // Greedy Reads bookshop on Aliceanna St. // Listen to music pouring out of Cat’s Eye Pub, Admiral’s Cup, or Waterfront Hotel // Listen to music pouring out of Cat’s Eye Pub, Admiral’s Cup, or Waterfront Hotel
HARBOR EAST + LITTLE ITALY 15 minute walk
 Suggested path: turn left from apartment and walk about two blocks along Baltimore St, turn left on Eden St, then eight blocks to the water. Most of the attractions in Harbor East are expensive and luxury chains. FAVORITE FOOD + DRINKS in HARBOR EAST • Ceremony Coffee for zen-like atmosphere, on Harbor Point
 • Cinemark for popular movies with a bar
 • Ouzo Bay or Loch Bar for a meal of a lifetime. Special occasions, very expensive but fresh seafood
 • Bygone $15–20 cocktails in a bar near the top of the Four Seasons Hotel with amazing views • 
Teavolve for great brunch or pot of tea
 • Fleming’s for steaks, we go for happy hour • 
Vacaro’s for desserts in Little Italy is a must if you are nearby (check the bocce court at 902 Stiles St.—random, but if you like bocce, there is also a court in La Scala restaurant)
 • sweetgreen for salads • Elk Room speakeasy bar has extraordinary cocktails
 • We are regulars at Keystone Corner jazz club
 FAVORITE VISITS in HARBOR EAST // Walk along the promenade // Visit Mr Trash Wheel near MECU pavilion at Pier 5. // Under Armour flagship store // Katyn memorial on the circle // Duckpin or regular bowling at Mustang Alley’s
124 locals recommend
Harbor East
124 locals recommend
HARBOR EAST + LITTLE ITALY 15 minute walk
 Suggested path: turn left from apartment and walk about two blocks along Baltimore St, turn left on Eden St, then eight blocks to the water. Most of the attractions in Harbor East are expensive and luxury chains. FAVORITE FOOD + DRINKS in HARBOR EAST • Ceremony Coffee for zen-like atmosphere, on Harbor Point
 • Cinemark for popular movies with a bar
 • Ouzo Bay or Loch Bar for a meal of a lifetime. Special occasions, very expensive but fresh seafood
 • Bygone $15–20 cocktails in a bar near the top of the Four Seasons Hotel with amazing views • 
Teavolve for great brunch or pot of tea
 • Fleming’s for steaks, we go for happy hour • 
Vacaro’s for desserts in Little Italy is a must if you are nearby (check the bocce court at 902 Stiles St.—random, but if you like bocce, there is also a court in La Scala restaurant)
 • sweetgreen for salads • Elk Room speakeasy bar has extraordinary cocktails
 • We are regulars at Keystone Corner jazz club
 FAVORITE VISITS in HARBOR EAST // Walk along the promenade // Visit Mr Trash Wheel near MECU pavilion at Pier 5. // Under Armour flagship store // Katyn memorial on the circle // Duckpin or regular bowling at Mustang Alley’s
INNER HARBOR 15–20 minute walk
 Suggested path: turn left from apartment and walk about eight blocks along Baltimore St, turn left on President St, right on Pratt St. FAVORITE VISITS IN THE INNER HARBOR // Walk along the promenade (or scoot!—download apps for Lime, Jump, or Spin) // Visit historic boats like the Constellation // Federal Hall, walk up the hill itself for a view // Seven foot Knoll Lighthouse // The observation deck in the World Trade Center has an exemplary view We think the food is over-rated, but there are tons of options! Ask for advice or see guidebooks on the shelf. One favorite is the new Alexander Brown Restaurant. stylish, clubby
534 locals recommend
Inner Harbor
534 locals recommend
INNER HARBOR 15–20 minute walk
 Suggested path: turn left from apartment and walk about eight blocks along Baltimore St, turn left on President St, right on Pratt St. FAVORITE VISITS IN THE INNER HARBOR // Walk along the promenade (or scoot!—download apps for Lime, Jump, or Spin) // Visit historic boats like the Constellation // Federal Hall, walk up the hill itself for a view // Seven foot Knoll Lighthouse // The observation deck in the World Trade Center has an exemplary view We think the food is over-rated, but there are tons of options! Ask for advice or see guidebooks on the shelf. One favorite is the new Alexander Brown Restaurant. stylish, clubby

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